Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.
I am a GUEST and I do not DESERVE to use the good normal cups, I may only use the worst cup you have
Counterpoint, I am a guest and I DESIRE to use the WORST possible cup I can find that you have hidden away
Babygirl I will find cups you didnt even know EXISTED in that miserable little cupboard of yours
best thing about visiting old churches is when they pave the floor with tombstones
there's actual history behind this btw. it used to be believed that the closer you were buried to the church the holier your gravesite was. so if you wanted to fast track it to heaven you could apply to be a goth floor tile.
